Its seems that about the same time I discovered how wonderful this felt on my private areas (not to mention how much it lathers), my wife has broken out with some weird, reddish rash on her cheeks and chin.
I really do not want to mention it to her, because I’m thinking she may get upset and violent.
Its probably just a coincidence, right?
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ouch…it is very soft i bet. I love that everyone believes this.
You have syphilis, yeah?
Ewwwww…. GROSS. And yea… could be the problem. Buy your own loofa!!!!
Unless you have jock-itch or an std of sorts than no.
why would you wipe your woohoo with something your wife uses on her face, gross
More likely from the cream face you give her all of the time.
thats fukin awesome
No, seriously? What are you thinking?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, assuming your “man parts” are in good physical condition, it’s probably just coincidence.
LOL I hope this story is real because it is hilarious.
Tiger?
Ha ha ha. Buy her a new one. Give it to her when you explain what happened with the old one. Make sure you say sorry more than once.
sorry, but why the hell would you do that to her in the first place? some husband…
YES!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, she’d only get a rash on her face if you had a rash on your “private areas”. But if she keeps using it on her face wouldn’t recommend using it on your shaft unless WANT a rash in your “private areas”.
err….that’s pleasant…(i think i’ve lost my lunch)
Well, since the skin oil and flakes from your genital areas rub off on the louffa, it’s extremely possible. I think you should replace that louffa right away before your wife gets an infection.
OH NO GONORRHEA ON HER FACE!!!!!
lol..this made me giggle. but that could be whats wrong..lol get her some rash cream and maybe you should buy yourself your own louffa
You should go out and buy her another one, and a separate one for yourself. Throw the old one away. Say nothing!
Not too long ago you were asking if it would be ok to bring your kids with you on a blind date because your EX-wife was suddenly sick.
and a divorce isn’t something people forget to mention, soooooo
ima call bullshit on this one. and the last one.
that could DEFINITELY be the problem… buy her a new louffa face pad and tell her that the other one has been gathering germs and dirt from so much use
and if you want, by yourself one too
Ted that gives a whole new meaning to “rough sex”.
However, Ted, I’d mention it to her for the sole purpose of giving her an “out” after being with me this past weekend.
Be honest about it if you really care about her. After all, you may be onto something.
But I would more highly reccommend going to a Doctor about this for a more accurate answer (seeing as there is no way to verify “facts” on here). Then if the Doctor confirms your suspicion, you can tell your wife.
And if she gets violent, tell the National Organization for Women what she did. They need a reality check about the fact that women can sometimes be intolerably mean.
Back in college one of my buddies made one gross joke about louffas and my wife has never used on since.
So she would say not a coincidence.
It’s all because of the crabs. Lol, JK!!:) ;p
You should throw it away, those thing contracts bacteria and should never be use for long. Something on it might irritate her skin causing it to breakout, it might be because of you, might not. Look at it under a microscope if you wanna know.
um…get your own louffa?
maybe, i hope you didn’t try a Tiger Woods and play the wrong holes because then the wife might practise her golf swing upside your head.
stop louffaring around and get your own kicks with a proper sponge
This is,nt even funny you dirt bag !!!
I hope she uses your razor on her private parts ??
I wouldn’t say anything… she most likely uses your tooth brush to clean her toes while she bathes already and you wouldn’t want her to brown eye it would you… just buy a new one and replace… my instincts say that violence and anger are a good premonition on your part.
I just literally LOL’d.
People down the hall from my office must think I’m crazy.
I had a louffa that was hanging on the faucet in our tub/shower. After it hung there two days I quit using it for fear of what may have happened to it while I wasn’t in the shower. I live with my husband and two sons. I keep my “girl stuff” in safe places.
I’m sure it is just a coincidence. I mean you’re a guy, right? So that means you probably rub your junk all over her body and face while she’s sleeping. And she isn’t covered form head to toe in this rash, so I’d guess she is not allergic to your meat stick. Maybe she started using a new soap or cream or something. Anyway, it’s nothing for you to worry about. Just go doggy until it clears up. Good luck.
What is she serving for dinner tonight? Crabs? Hope you like crustaceons & cold sores on your lip is all I’m gonna say.
No that rash was probably caused by her boyfriend’s stubble.
He also used that loofah and he was okay.
clever thought ted, it’s very possible… one time my wife had an endless yeast infection until i stopped masturbating into dirty socks… ha, who knew?!.